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p is for poker

April 1, 2009

poker. my goodness, how i love poker! the skill, the bluffing, the intrigue, the slow plays. is there any card game sexier than poker? i think not … 😉

i’ve been playing the game for about (checking calendar) 2 years now, and my account on tells me i’m in the money 72.5% of the time. holy guacamole that’s a good number! my best showing, at local and low-stakes tournies, was when i brought home $3,500.00 from the local firehouse. i killed that night. killed. i was “on” and fearless, and the only babe left at the final table. such a great game. one of the best parts? every time i see a few of the boys who were at the final table with me, they all tell me they’re scared of me. excellent … 😉

poker is a game of skill, admittedly, but it’s also a game of luck. i can’t recall the number of times i’ve sucked out on the river; looking back, my play during these times was foolish. on the flip side, i’ve been spanked on numerous occasions because my chasing failed. and i thought spankings were meant to be pleasurable …

i’ve never read a poker book and i don’t follow any of the more popular blogs. i do watch wpt and wsop, along with high stakes poker, religiously, but that’s as far as my education goes. am i a natural? i’ll say probably not, as my poker winnings don’t yet add up to millions of dollars!

women have an unfair advantage at the table and yes, we exploit that advantage. in case you haven’t figured it out, i’m talking about boobs. even the less than cute chicks can work ’em to their full advantage. the male of the species are obviously fascinated by ’em, and the more they’re exposed the better for my pocketbook. do i wear low-cut and/or revealing clothes whilst i’m playing? of course? who am i to let such goodness slip by unnoticed …

i’ve got it in me to win major tournaments. i know i can! i play online throughout the day, hit the casino several times a week, and play at a local club where we’ve got relatively high stakes cash games with a $1,000 buy-in. i know deep down i’ve got the goods to make it big. will it happen? i sure hope so. i really, really hope so! i don’t want to be famous and all the insanity that goes along with it. hell, i don’t want you to know what i look like. i do, however, want to know i can win a bracelet and the big money that comes along with it. it doesn’t feel like 2009 will be my year, so i’m looking to 2010 and/or 2011. wish me luck!

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